Ok ladies remember this is all in fun lol

Last year a friend upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that it soon begin spawning child-processes that are consuming valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition , Wife 1.0 installs itself in such a way that it is always launched at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity. My friend is finding that some applications such as Poker-Night 10.3 and BeerBash 2.5 are no longer able to run, crashing the system whenever selected (even though they worked fine before).
As a result, I decided to avoid all of the problems associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 1.0. Even here, however, I found many headaches. For example, the uninstall program for Girlfriend 1.0 doesn’t work very well, leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system. Even worse, all versions of Girlfriend 1.0 constantly pop up little annoying messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0

This was written by a man named Jonathon Powell

Later

Heres a good one thats not sad. Yeah i know thats hard to believe lol

HAPPY

There is an elusive goal
that everyone seeks
but only a fortunate few
achieve their peak

It can be as complete
as building a dream
or as peaceful as
fishing in a stream

It can be as hard as
wanting a mountain of gold
or as simple as wanting
someone to hold

It can be as honest
as making someone smile
or looking down into
the face of a child

It can be as grand
as trying to feed the world
or as aggravating
as trying to please a girl

It can be as heartfelt
as holding someone when they cry
or just patting them on the back
when they really try

It can be as calm
as helping someone in need
or knowing when to
just turn and leave

Some people want it
for themselves
Others want it
for everybody else

This elusive goal
is a feeling you see
that can be summed up with one word
happy

later

Fire

the fire flickers
the only point of light
acting like a beacon
on a dark stormy night

the lightning flashes
revealing the figure of a man
worry etches his face
as he continues to scan

the storm doesn't bother him
its a fact of his life
just one more day
that's filled with strife

he waits and waits for
her to show
loneonesangel with her
wings and halo

then out of the darkness
she does appear
looking at the fire
her soul full of fear

he moves closer to her
sensing her fear
the storm moves away
as he gets near

he looks at her
with awe on his face
unable to believe
she came to this place

why did she come
why is she here
I know not the answer
only a few things are clear

when she is around
one thing is clear
the storms move away
and it eases his fears

the moon starts shining
and lightens her face
revealing a beauty
made by gods grace

to hear her voice
to see her smile
only god knows how
it shortens the miles

she looks at him
and then turns around
then slowly walks away
without making a sound

he stands there stunned
with pain on his face
knowing that he can never
return to this place

this place that was his
is not anymore
she occupies it now
and forever more

the pain is intense
just as it should be
when you have lost your soul
for all eternity

the storm returns
worse than before
the lightning strikes and
he can do no more

the fire goes out
and he's to blame
he destroyed his heart
when he killed her flame

enough said

Later

I have set back and listened to the news over the last week or so and it has amazed me on how stupid politicians can be. While the funeral of Mrs.King was going on some dumb ass politicians decided to use it as a forum for the attacks on President Bush. Now everyone has a right to say what they want to when they want to and I support that 100%, but isnt there a thing called respect anymore. Regardless of what you think about Bush, a funeral isnt the place to condemn anyone.

Anyway, tomorrow I return to the hospital so they can run that tube down my throat and look and see if everything is ok and also to take a couple of byopsis. If I said I wasnt worried I would be lying to y'all, hell anytime you have a byopsis done you are bound to be worried and a little scared. There is always a risk when they put you to sleep ( damn that sounds like something you do to injured animal) but if its my time its my time.

Isnt there more important things in this world that need attention alot more than wheter are not Vice President Chaney's hunting accident was an accident. There is no conspiracy here, unfortunatly these things happen, let it go already.

I got to hold a little 5 week old little girl today, if there is many things better than that, I havent found them, so tiny, so pretty and so damn adorable. which reminds me of a couple of lovely ladies i know and of course an angel is at the top of that list.

ok I have run my mouth enough so i shall shut up and post a simple poem.
THE DREAM

The waves are crashing
Over the shifting sands
In the distance can be seen
Two figures holding hands

Their hands entwined
As softly they kiss
He thanks the lord for
Someone as special as this

The setting sun bathes
Them in its golden glow
As he looks in her eyes
The truth he knows

The emotions he hides
And the confusion so deep
All become clear as
She starts to speak

She speaks of love for eternity
Of a life together and
How sweet it would be

Of nights together in his arms
As he holds her tenderly
And safe from harm

She bares her soul
And lets him in
Knowing that she will
Never be lonely again

They fall asleep
Under the stars above
Happy, safe and content
In each others love

He wakes in the morning
In a puddle of tears
Cause the words he heard
And didn't want to hear
Was a sweet voice saying
"It was only a dream my dear"

Later y'all

Answers

My friend had a problem
So he came to see me
He's found a girl
Just as good as can be

She's kind and nice
He said can't you see
She's a very special lady
Who means alot to me

There's only one problem
He confessed
She keeps her feelings hidden
Close to her vest

She is taken he confided
And this I understand
But he sighed what I would
Give to be her man

She say's she cares
He continued to me
And this is something
I know to be

She isn't happy
It's plain to see
Cause the pain in her voice
Just about kills me

He asked for advice
From someone who should know
So I handed him my bible
And said let the words flow

He talked of his fears
And of his doubts
Once he started the
Words just poured out

He talked of her pain
And what he would give
To hold her body
Next to his

He talked of ending her pain
And removing all doubts
And making her happy
From here on out

Then the words they came
Without any doubt
There's nothing you can do
Unless she wants you to help out

The words said
All that you can do
Is be her friend
And help her through

Show her you care
In every way
Then maybe her heart
Will come your way

My friend arose
And turned to me
He said thank you friend
For now I see

I said don't thank me my friend
As I took my bible from his hands
Thank the lord I said for
He's the one who understands

Later